US Patent Issued In 1998
Whether it's holiday over-eating time or summer swimsuit weather time, you might want to think about getting the old bod in shape! Oh sure, you can go to the gym like all of the other muscle freaks, but working out on a machine takes time and it elevates boring to a whole new level. So, our inventor invented the But 屁股t Master, a derriere屁股 toning machine that you can actually wear, so you can firm your back side while you walk!
We do suggest you wear clothing underneath it if you wear it out in public (naked will get you arrested) and if our illustrated model's beehind (#18) is any indication of how this thing works, it looks like you'll soon have no butt at all!
http://totallyabsurd.com/buttmaster.htm
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